Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
