We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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