Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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