There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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