i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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