I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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