sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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