I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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