I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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