Don't you send me to vm
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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