I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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