We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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