Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We just shotgunned beers for America
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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