He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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