Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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