I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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