dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
im holly from the hills drunk
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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