Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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