i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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