that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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