with your own penis?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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