on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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