Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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