I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've blown a few things in my day
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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