There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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