I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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