yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just want nice things and good sex
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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