Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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