Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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