Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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