i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize