it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
