Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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