Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Randomize
