Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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