I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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