She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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