If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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