how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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