capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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