He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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