So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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