his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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