I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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