He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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