Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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