Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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