all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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