literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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