So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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