i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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