This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
we should paint friendship bongs
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