belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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