in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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